News Flash: President Obama received a fitness test, passes with flying colors, but doctors fail to find basic common sense brain function while performing mental stability test. Rep. Nancy Pelosi and Sen. Harry Reid will also receive similar tests, but results expected to be consistent with Obama's.

Doctors highly recommend testing of Obama and other high-ranking Democrats on a regular basis, but Obama threatens the use of executive privilege to bypass any further physical and mental testing. He once again blames former President Bush for what he asserts are faulty test results, he calls whole incident a "fiasco cliff" solely created by key Republicans and Congressional leaders.

P.S.: Vice President Joe Biden faces thought process and vocal analysis testing do to continually incoherent statements, but results are expected to be of no consequence.

Dennis Rodenhofer

Swansea