My lovely wife enters the Jim Walters Veterans Memorial Duplex:
Wife: Jim, why are you doing cartwheels, did we win the Lotto?
Jim: No dear, this great news I have is much more important than us. It looks like the military "heroes" are getting their devastating 1 percent pension cuts reinstated.
Wife: Now I can sleep at night without you crying like John Boehner and playing those sad songs on your violin.
Jim: Dear, my concern and compassion for military "heroes" is almost as strong as my love for the wealthy.
Vote Hillary in 2016.