Trying to narrow the weekend's offerings down to five might just drive us to drink -- but if it does, we'll be sure to first designate a driver.
Illinois State Police vows to be out in force this weekend, and will provide stark accommodations for drunk or drug-impaired drivers. Their weekend slogan is "Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over," and the final summer push promises a zero-tolerance policy.
Buckle your safety belts, it's going to be a busy weekend.
Join 40,000 or so of your closest friends at the annual WingFest, a charity event cleverly disguised as a food festival Saturday at St. Clair Square. Start off with a Chicken Run 5K and a kids Fun Run early, then come back for the music and wings at 12:30 p.m. Wing eating contest starts at 3:30. The whole event raises money for local disabled vets. Go to www.midwestwingfest.com for more details.
* St. Nicholas Greek Festival. The 97th annual food-and-fun event is detailed at www.sngoc.org; click on 'festival'.
* St. Louis Antique Festival. Features 90 dealers from 32 states Saturday and Sunday at the Belle-Claire Fairgrounds in Belleville. $6 admission, nctc.com/~virste//STLAF.htm.
We love a good parade. Or three.
* Millstadt Homecoming kicks off with parades at 5 p.m. Saturday and 4 p.m. Sunday. Enjoy live music, carnival rides and an adult kickball tournament at Millstadt Liederkranz Park. Go to millstadtcommercialclub.org for more.
* SouthWestern Illinois Central Labor Council's annual parade starts at 10 a.m. at Second and Monroe streets in Belleville, ending at Hough Park.
* The Labor Day Solidarity march starts at 10 a.m. at 20th and State streets and ends at Wilson Park in Granite City.
See the boys of summer
St. Louis has three games against the Cubs -- 1:15 p.m. Saturday, 7:15 p.m. Saturday and 1:15 Sunday -- as well as a home game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at 1:15. Go to stlouis.cardinal.mlb.com for more information on all games, including a "Dynamic Deal" of tickets for $10 on Monday.
* Gateway Grizzlies take on the Washington Wild Things at 7:05 Saturday and 6:05 p.m. Sunday at GCS Ballpark. Go to www.gatewaygrizzlies.com for more.
Thousands converge on the Missouri Botanical Gardens each year to enjoy the art, dance, food and entertainment of the Japanese each year. The festival includes bonsai and origami demonstrations as well as a Cosplay Fashion Show. Admission is $15 for adults; $5 for children 13 and younger and for garden members. Go to www.mobot.org for more.
What's a little mud
The St. Louis Landing hosts the 19th Annual Big Muddy Blues Festival this weekend. A two-day adult pass is $90; single-day VIP admission is $50 and general admission is $10. The Morgan and Lucas stages are free. Go to www.bigmuddybluesfestival.com for the full lineup on all stages.