Real answers to questions asked of Slithery in an interview:
I am filthy rich and did nothing to earn it.
I am a privileged white progressive, and actually despise blacks.
I am nominally christian, sometimes — when it fits my needs
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I took huge donations from big corporations and every despot ruler in the world. Why do you think I spent so much time traveling for four years?
Then, I had it all “laundered” in Canada and sent to the Clinton Crime Family Foundation for our own personal use. Take that!
I voted for the Iraq war and am proud of it.
I risked national security by having my own private email account, deal with it.
I am everything liberals normally hate and yet, I’m the one they want. Go figure.
I am simply astounded that they are all so stupid.
I did not have sex with that woman (oops, wrong scumbag), my bad.
Roddy D. Riggs, Highland