Letters to the Editor

In Illinois

A continuation of my “You Know You’re in Illinois If ...” analogies:

You know you’re in Illinois if the governors spend more time in the Big House than they do in the Governor’s Mansion.

You know you’re in Illinois if you get confused between Halloween and Election days due to the number of walking dead at the polls.

You know you’re in Illinois if your idea of a good time is fish fry hopping on Friday night.

You know you’re in Illinois when 99 percent of the “custom” license plates make no sense or lack wit.

You know you’re in Illinois if most drivers think the appendage on the left side of their steering column is for hanging jewelry and not driving the car safely.

You know you’re in Illinois if you notice disability stickers on cars outnumber all others 2-to-1.

You know you’re in Illinois if the local Walmart has passing lanes in the aisles for electric carts.

Brent Rains

Collinsville

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