Hillary Clinton: March 11, 2014. When asked what her greatest accomplishment had been as Secretary of State, Slithery replied: “My greatest accomplishment as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment, in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know ... the remnants of prior situations, mindsets that were to narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture, and we didn’t do that, and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”
Joe Biden said, when the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on TV and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed, he said, “Look, here’s what happened.” For those of you who are victims of the public school system, there was no TV in 1929 and Herbert Hoover was the president. (Eye roll.)
I’ll take, “I’m progressive moron for $300 Alex.” Surprise! You just hit the daily double.
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Roddy D. Riggs, Highland