What would happen if on any given day or time I needed to divine the Xena “Warrior Princess” side of my personality and headed into a “Ladies” bathroom occupied by the Obama daughters? What do you think would happen as I ponder questions of the universe from this feminine perspective of my personality? The answer is simple. A horde of Secret Service agents would descend upon the powder room, weapons locked and cocked, long before I could unzip my fly.
My question for our commander-in-chief: “Is this definition of gender identity based on multiple criteria, such as, situational awareness, and perspective?” For instance, the male side of my personality believes those convicted in a court of law and by a jury of their peers of multiple counts of Pedophilia and/or Bestiality should have the right to decide to die by their method of choice, or life in prison. However, the feminine Xena “Warrior Princess” side of me would rather see those individuals duck tapped to a chair and filleted with fishing hooks. Mister President, I’m a simple man and want to know how many of us will be defined and registered as transgender under your enhanced equality program?
Mister Chief Executive, if you want to declare full gender equality, pull the Secret Service agents from the bathrooms your wife and daughters use and allow men who take moments to explore their “Inner Woman,” to share their facilities. If not, keep your stinkin’ nose out of school bathrooms.
Brent Shapiro, Collinsville
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