Just when you thought the voting was over, here comes another bevy of candidates pushing political agendas in hopes of attracting your vote to become the leader of free thought (#Losers #WhatAboutMe). And just like in November, you can rest confident that the integrity of this election is beyond reproach (#Rigged #Wrong). Call us at 618-239-2727, wait for the beep and clearly state the number of your favorite Glenn McCoy editorial cartoon. You can also use Twitter to vote by including the cartoon’s number and then the hashtag #GlennMcCoy2016 in the tweet. Deadline for voting is 5 p.m. Wednesday. And we have caller ID, so please no stuffing the ballot box, absentee votes or dead people voting from Oliver W. Hamilton’s boarding house. We will publish the results Dec. 25 as our Christmas gift to you (#CheapBastards). Vote! You can Make Opinions Great Again (#Liar #SuchaNastyEditor #LiberalMedia).
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